Elsewhere, Arsène Wenger is planning to buy two more homegrown young players to add to his altruistic vision of self-sufficient utopia. Eager for a midfielder with no first touch but, yes, violence, he will bid £8m for Cheick Tioté. Then, he will attempt to convince Olympiakos’s Kostas Manolas that the best thing for his career is to join Arsenal, where he will never play, but will join an illustrious list of centre-backs who Wenger either developed or turned into nationwide laughing stocks: Gilles Grimandi, Matthew Upson, Igors Stepanovs, Pascal Cygan, Philippe Senderos, Kolo Touré, Johan Djourou, Sébastien Squillaci, Mikaël Silvestre and William Gallas.
Brian: Actually quite funny you guys think I still use this forum. I've been laughing my ass off at the fact you've been trolling the wrong forum.
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